Humor: Unhappy Hipsters photo captions

Visit the images on Unhappy Hipsters to see what sort of photos could have captions like these:

You can come out when you can properly explain the differences between Modernist architecture and postmodern ornamentation.

The things that once so defined him — shag carpeting, Room & Board sofas, monogamy — now suffocated him.

It became their routine. And so the evenings stretched out before him: still, gray, and gravel-strewn.

I don't know what it says about me, but this sort of mildly sardonic (I have never used that word in speech or writing before!) humor is my favorite kind. (I found these through A Cup of Jo. )